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Sam Rollins was uninsured and never thought much about it until he gouged his thumb opening a can of tuna.<\/p>\n

Sam had a decent job, was engaged to be married to a beautiful girl, and watched college basketball’s annual March Madness on his newly purchased 50 inch Sharp brand flat screen as if the games were all that mattered. His favorite team was Fresno State, but he also liked Pepperdine and Gonzaga, the latter because NBA great John Stockton had once played there. In fact, he was in the kitchen, opening a can of tuna, when Pepperdine was playing Gonzaga in an exciting Elite 8 match up. It had been halftime, but now the second half was just starting. The commentary was fierce, and he was missing the game. The tuna can was stubborn and the can opener was like the television, sharp; sharper than most knives. Sam wasn’t paying enough attention. (more…)<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Sam Rollins was uninsured and never thought much about it until he gouged his thumb opening a can of tuna. Sam had a decent job, was engaged to be married to a beautiful girl, and watched college basketball’s annual March…<\/span><\/p>\n

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