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Consumers are starting to exploit the dark side of iPads. When this activity is taken to extremes and an iPad breaks, CPR becomes the ideal solution.<\/p>\n

Consumers are beginning to discover the dark side of iPads. More and more owners of the popular gadgets are exploiting their iPads in sensation-crazed ways that would nauseate anyone with a conscience. Paul G. Pontificate, a certified CPR service technician, pontificates thusly, \u201cI have an acquaintance who recently admitted to me that he loves to watch crashes on his iPad. It doesn\u2019t matter what \u2013 trains smashing into cars, helicopters flailing like gyroscopes with its passengers screaming on a digitized recording, little boats getting smacked by ocean liners, or something even more atrocious pulled from YouTube. He should be ashamed.\u201d Such people also like to tell racist jokes and the gorier the better.<\/p>\n

Sometimes the dark side of iPad leads to extremes. Consumers drop them. Desensitizing images (more…)<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Consumers are starting to exploit the dark side of iPads. When this activity is taken to extremes and an iPad breaks, CPR becomes the ideal solution. Consumers are beginning to discover the dark side of iPads. More and more owners…<\/span><\/p>\n

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