It\u2019s nice to know that if you break your iPad, an independent repair shop can fix it.<\/p>\n
Before they\u2019d been off the shelves for an entire day, reports of iPads being damaged by consumers started to pour in. \u201cI\u2019m not sure what it is. Are people just being careless or are they real klutzes that should have \u2018I\u2019m stupid\u2019 branded as painfully as possible into their foreheads?\u201d said iPad chief pundit Kid L. Vicious. Vicious reported that most of the damaged iPads had been dropped, some from great heights. \u201cOne was dropped from the North Rim of the Grand Canyon by a consumer who was moonlighting as a tourist,\u201d Vicious explained, \u201cPeople who climb around precipices while holding an iPad just sicken me,\u201d he said, in his characteristic raspy voice well-known to residents of Bayonne, New Jersey, where Vicious was born and raised. \u201cRight behind one of the big oil tanks,\u201d he (more…)<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" It\u2019s nice to know that if you break your iPad, an independent repair shop can fix it. Before they\u2019d been off the shelves for an entire day, reports of iPads being damaged by consumers started to pour in. \u201cI\u2019m not…<\/span><\/p>\n