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Parents purchase health insurance for their son while he’s enrolled in the Agriculture Program at UCLA — just in case.<\/p>\n

Trevor Young came from a nice maggot-farming Mormon family just north of Pocatello. Blonde, Trevor was quite the handsome country boy, when he headed off to UCLA to study Agriculture. In his pocket was his “trick” for impressing young women, a sample from his Idaho farm. “Maybe I’ll meet somebody to marry up with,” he told his mother, a stout matronly sort. “Are you bringing your little box?” she asked sweetly. “Of course,” Trevor said, “It’s the best lure I got.” His mother nodded. “If she doesn’t like your little box, then she’s not good enough for my boy,” Trevor’s mother opined. She and her husband, Hyrum, had also gifted their son with health insurance coverage purchased from a California Health Insurance<\/a> agent. “We won’t worry so much,” she told her ninth-born.<\/p>\n

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Parents purchase health insurance for their son while he’s enrolled in the Agriculture Program at UCLA — just in case. Trevor Young came from a nice maggot-farming Mormon family just north of Pocatello. Blonde, Trevor was quite the handsome country…<\/span><\/p>\n

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