When Suzie Porcine went to the \u201cswine flu\u201d assembly she asked questions. Word got back to her dad what his daughter had asked. Mr. Albert Porcine kept stressing how lucky they were to already have a family plan purchased from California Health Insurance<\/a> agent Matt Lockard. But he was sensitive about certain matters. The Principal, Mrs. Viscera Wormwood, stood poised on the stage prepared to introduce the health official who would be discussing his \u201cswine flu survival guide,\u201d whatever that was. But Suzie raised her hand. \u201cWhat is swine flu? I had nothing to do with it no matter what anybody says.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cWhat do you mean you have nothing to do with it?\u201d asked Mrs. Wormwood.<\/p>\n
\nEscondido High, where Suzie Porcine attended, held an assembly to educate students about H1N1 influenza, also called \u201cswine flu.\u201d Sample bottles of Purell and surgical masks were handed to each student as they entered the auditorium.<\/p>\n